The Lamplighter Foundation
Dr. Lawrence Hofstadter
Dr. Hofstadter oversees the Foundation’s extensive artifact collection, much of which is stored in sub-basements C and D. He is not a talkative man, except on the subject of object identification. Place an unknown pottery shard in front of him and he’ll wax elloquently on the ancient hands that molded the clay until you get bored and walk away. He’ll still be talking when you come back hours later.
Rumor among the consultants is that Hofstadter has a strange sexual fetish, but opinions differ as to its precise nature.